Cast: Guy, 4 People on lunch break

Setting: Park Bench

Guy is sitting on park bench.

Guy: I'm waiting for my girlfriend. I hope she comes soon.

(Luncher #1 sits on bench and moves him over. #2 sits on end and they move over, further pushing guy. #3

comes, and #4 comes, each in turn pushing the guy a little until he falls off. Really annoyed, he starts to scratch

himself a little, then a little more then all over. Lunchers look at each other, start scratching a little bit then hurriedly

leave.)

Guy: (Sitting on bench again) Works all the time!