Cast: Don, Mrs. G., Mr. G., Suzanne, Gary, Friend

Setting: Don is telling his friend a story about his strange friends.

Don: You know, in my friends' house, they have four floors. And each member of the family occupies a

floor. The other day, for instance, I went to the kitchen on the first floor, and Mrs. G. was making a roast. I told

her, "Mrs. G., you should bake it at 375 degrees." But she told me,

Mrs. G.: (Slaps him in face) Don, you're not making this roast. Keep quiet.

Don: Then I went to the second floor. Mr. G. was working on his model airplane. I said, "Mr. G., you should

paint this part red." He told me,

Mr. G.: (Slaps him in face) Don, you're not making this plane. Keep quiet.

Don: Then I went to the third floor. Suzanne was doing on her hair. I said, "Suzanne, you should use some

mousse." She spun around, really annoyed, and tells me,

Suzanne: (Slaps him in face) Don, it's not your hair. Keep quiet.

Don: I was losing my nerve, but I went to the fourth floor anyway. Gary was doing his homework. I

suggested, "If you type it out, it'll look better and you'll get a better grade." He got really angry and told me,

Gary: (Slaps him in face) Don, it's not your report. Keep quiet.

Teller: Finally, I figured I'd go to the fifth floor and ...

Friend: But wait a minute. You said there were only four floors!

Teller: (Slaps him in the face) Keep quiet! This is my skit!