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The Viper is Coming

An office setting with a boss and an assistant who runs in and tells the boss that his just received a message

that the Viper is coming. The boss gets very agitated and upset repeating the assistant's message. Several

others come in repeating the same message. They are all in a state of panic when the last person comes on stage

with a squeegee and a sponge announcing, "I'm the vindow viper. I've come to vipe your vindows. Vhere do I

start."

Version 2:

Cast: 4 Kids, The Viper, rags, pump spray

#1: (Comes running in) The viper is coming in an hour! Hide! (Runs out)

#2: (A moment later; runs in) The viper is coming in half an hour! Run! (Runs out)

#3: (A moment later; runs in) The viper is coming in 15 minutes! Call for help! (Runs out)

#4: (A moment later; runs in) The viper is coming in 5 minutes! Save yourselves! (Runs out)

Viper: (A moment later, with props) Hallo! I'm de Viper! Vere's de Vindows?