Cast: UMITW under blanket, Circus Announcer, as many people as you want (say up to 4 or 5), victim

Setting: Circus, Boardwalk

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Come and see the Ugliest Man in the World! (or Smell

the Worst Breath in the World!) Ah you, Sir, would you like to try?

#1: Sure, why not! I've got a strong stomach! (looks under and faints (or says, Bad Breath!))

Continue with your other "volunteers." Each faints with, "Oh, Gross," "He's Ugleeeee!" and so on. Bring in

your victim and invite him to look (or smell.) Suddenly, the UMITW faints in a similar manner to the volunteers (or

says, Bad Breath!)