Two boys are standing on a track arguing over what the animal that has been run over on the track is....

#1: It's a deer

#2: Nope, it's bear

#1: I'm sure it's a deer

#2: Uh-uh... look there. It's a bear...

As this goes on continuously, a group of scouts form a line, all holding on to each other's hips and form a train.

They then come chugging along the track towards the guys arguing about the animal (lots of chug-chug noises

here).

When they get to the two guys arguing they run them over and then, from the first two guys in the train line you

hear....

Train #1: What'd ya think we hit?

Train #2: It was a deer

Train #1: But it looked like a bear...

off the stage....

-- Thanks to Dave Loseke, Cubmaster Pack 383, Beaverton, OR