Scene: Two Cubs in a pup tent.

Cub 1: Tie up the flap. It's cold outside!

Cub 2: Oh, go to sleep and you won't feel the cold.

Cub 1: Oh please close the flap. It's so cold outside!

Cub 2: Jumps up, pulls down the flap, jumps back into sleeping bag). Now, there. Is it warmer outside?

--Thanks to Scouter Frank Dembicki, Ft. Saskatchewan, Alberta