Once done at a campfire and it went smoothly. Then when it was finished, the author was exiting the stage and

accidentally kicked over a lantern. Eerily appropriate, wouldn't you say?

Cast: Super Clutz, Little Kid, 3 People

Setting: City Street

Super Clutz is wearing a jacket for a cape, inside out shirt, inside out shorts, backwards hat, etc.

Little Kid: (Crying) Super Clutz! Can you help me? I've lost a quarter!

Super Clutz: OK. I'll try my best! (Walks around on streets, looking to ground for quarter.)

Man: (Calling out from burning building) Super Clutz! The building is on fire! Help Me!

Super Clutz: Sorry, I'm busy! (Walks around some more.)

Woman: (Being mugged) Help me, Super Clutz! They've taken my purse!

Super Clutz: Sorry! I'm busy! (Walks around some more.)

Man: (From wrecked car) Super Clutz! Get me out of here before the car blows up!

Super Clutz: Sorry! I'm busy!

Little kid runs up to him.

Kid: Super Klutz! I found my quarter! It was in my pocket all the time!