The director tunes up the orchestra or chorus and they begin to make music. One by one each player hits a

sour note. Each time the director gets upset and throws the player offstage. Repeat until only the accompanist

and the director is left. The director then turns to the accompanist and begins a solo. The director hits a sour note

and the accompanist jumps up and throws the director off stage coming back on stage with a smug look on his

face, bows to the audience and exits.