One player stands with his ear to a fence (an old painted sheet will work) as if listening intently. Several others

enter to watch. One of them asks, "What do you hear?" "Listen!" he says dramatically. They all listen, look

puzzled. Another says, "I don't hear anything. " "Listen!" first player says again. The routine repeats once or

twice more. Finally, one player says with great disgust, "I don't hear anything!" "Funny," says the first player, "it's

been like that all day!" Players exit.