A prisoner is brought before a judge. The policeman says that he caught him red-handed. Judge asks if it is

true and the prisoner says, "Well, maybe so and maybe not". The prisoner is asked if he has stolen before and he

replies, "Mmmm ... now & then". Judge, impatient now, asks where he stole these things and the prisoner replies

here and there. Judge tells the policeman to lock him up ! Prisoner asks when he will get out of jail. Judge smugly

says, "Oh, sooner or later."