A good joke on Scouting. Of course it can be easily modified, but keep the punch line.

Cast: Pirate Parents, three or four Pirates, one or two Beavers, Cubs or Scouts in full uniform

Mom: You know, we came from a great lineage of pirates. All were really mean and ferocious. For instance,

there was Long John Silver.

LJS: (Comes out) Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum! Let's see if I can catch that bum!

Dad: And of course we can't forget Captain Hook.

Hook: (Comes out) Let's get that Peter Pan once and for all!

Mom: Then there was Captain Kidd that nobody was afraid of. But he was still a great pirate.

Kidd: (Comes out, looks funny) I may look funny but I'm great with a sword. (And he proves it.)

Mom & Dad: But look at us! All we had were Cubs! (Cubs walk out.)