The scene is an emergency room at a hospital. The nurse is totally self absorbed, combing hair, looking in

mirror etc. Whether you have a male nurse or a boy dressed up like a girl is up to you. A guy runs in, a skier with

a pole stuck in his stomach ( a branch could be used also for a hiker). He is screaming in agony. the nurse insists

that she must ask him some questions before anything can be done. The patient screams that he is losing blood.

The nurse continues asking questions such as where he lives, past illnesses, type of house, how he got there etc.

A phone rings and a Dr. Killjoy asks the nurse out to lunch. The nurse runs off leaving the wounded man writhing

on the floor. A stupid looking janitor with a broom wanders by and pulls the pole out. The patient stands up, says

thanks and leaves.