Yet another which may be considered inappropriate.

Cast: Narrator, French Person, Storekeeper, Border Guard

Narrator: This man (indicate French person) wanted to learn English so that he could go to the US to do some

shopping. So he went to a store and bought a radio (transaction made with shopkeeper.) He listened to it all the

time until finally, when he thought that his English was good enough, he went to the border.

Border Guard: Where are you going, Sir?

Frenchman: (Crackles a response, like radio with bad reception.)