Cast: Army Recruiter, Trainees

Setting: Gymnasium

Recruiter: (To audience) Join the army and learn some great skills! You can become rough and tough like

me! For instance, you can learn wrestling! (Two trainees wrestle on the floor) And how about judo! (Trainees

do a judo flip) And Tai-Chi! (Trainees do Tai-Chi moves.) And my personal favorite, Karate! (Tries a Karate

chop on a trainee; trainee blocks it, recruiter hurts himself and runs away crying.)