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I Gotta Go Weee!

Cast: Patrol asleep (ie. lying down) in tent

Scout 1: Scouter, I gotta go wee!

Scouter: Go back to sleep.

Scout 1: (A little later) Scouter, I gotta go wee!

Scouter: Go back to sleep!

Other Scouts wake up and mumble, "Aw, keep quiet," "Stop whining," "You're keeping us awake," etc.

Scout 1: (A little later) Scouter, I gotta go wee!

Scouter: (Annoyed) Go back to sleep!

Other Scouts wake up and mumble, "Aw, keep quiet," "Stop whining," "You're keeping us awake," etc.)

(continues once or twice more. Finally,

Scout 1: But Scouter, I really gotta go Wee!

Scouter: (Really annoyed and exasperated) Fine, Johnny, GO WEE!

Scout 1: (Sits up, starts wiggling arms and calls out,) WEEEEE! WWWEEEEEEEEEEE!