One of those skits that may be inappropriate.

Cast: 4 Russians, 1 Person late for work

All actors come out one at a time, using Russian accents except the last person.

#1: (Comes out) I'm Russian!

#2: I'm Russian! Thank you! (Bows.)

#3: I'm Russian! Qvestions?

#4: I'm Russian!

#5: I'm late for work and I'm rushin' too!