A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a hamburger. The waiter bring out his hamburger. The man starts

eating his hamburger and finds a hair in it; complains to waiter and another one is brought out. The second

hamburger has a hair in it and is taken back. The third hamburger also has a hair in it. The man gets upset and

demands to see the cook. The cook comes out and the man asks him how he makes his hamburgers. The cook

says that all he does is roll the meat and demonstrates making patties by placing the meat under his arm and

squeezes.