Props: a large pot, several spoons, and a floor mop. A chef's hat would also be useful.

Announcer: This scene takes place in the camp Dining Hall.

(Several boys are seated around a large pot, sampling the imaginary contents with the spoons.)

Scott : Boy, this is sure good soup.

Brad : Yep, it's got REAL flavor.

David : Sure is, why it's even better than my Mom makes.

Matthew: Oh yeah. It's the best food I've eaten at camp all week.

Cook : (Enters waving floor mop and shouting) Hey you guys ! Get out of my mop water !!!

Version 2:

Known by the same title in the Leader Magazine.

Cast: Three or four Cubs or Scouts, Cook, Tub

Setting: Kitchen

#1: (Over tub, tasting contents) Good Soup!

#2: Yeah, Good Soup!

#3: I know! Good Soup!

#4: None better than this! Good Soup!

Cook: (Comes running in) Get out of my dishwater!