Cast: Story teller, hunter, game warden

The story teller tells the story, while the hunter pantomimes the story and his actions. The game warden comes

in on cue.

Story Teller: There once was this hunter who was hunting for several years in the same location. Every year,

he would see a deer grazing on the edge of a cliff, which was just outside the allowed hunting zone. The deer would

never come into the hunting zone. Now this was a very big deer, and would have been a wonderful prize. But the

hunter was always unsure, and didn't want to lose his license. Finally one year, the hunter decided that he was

going to shoot the deer anyway, as he wasn't having much luck. He went up to the deer, saw that it was dead, and

threw it over his right shoulder, then put his gun over his left shoulder. All of a sudden, the game warder came up

to him.

Game Warden: Excuse me, sir, I was just watching you. What's that over your shoulder?

Hunter: (looking over left shoulder) That's my hunting rifle.

Game Warden: And what's that over your other shoulder?

Hunter: (looking over right shoulder, and shakes off the deer) AAHHHHHH!