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Friends of Years

Three guys are sitting on a park bench. Goober is quietly reading, Gomer is pretending to swim in a lake

(jumps off bench and swims around). Gopher is pretending to be fishing, reeling fish after fish. Policeman

comes in and watches them. Policeman asks Goober if he knows the other two men. Goober says they are his

friends. The policeman thinks Goober ought to take care of his friends. Goober says okay and asks the others

to climb into his boat. Goober pretends to row off stage (the policeman staring after them, shaking his head in

disbelief).