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The Elevator

The scene opens with an elevator operator intoning "Ground Floor". A passenger gets on and begins to jiggle

slightly. The elevator operator intones each floor with a description of what's on that floor. A passenger gets on

at each floor and begins to jiggle as well. As the elevator gets higher the passengers begin to jiggle more. When

the top floor is reached the passengers begin to jiggle like mad, the operator intones bathrooms and they all rush

quickly off. The operator suddenly looks funny, begins to jiggle, shouts "ME TOO!" and runs off the stage.